Maximum Ride:The Final Warning…It’s out. Now.

Don’t believe me? See for yourself. Max also put up this hilarious “How many 5 year old could you take on” survey. I can take on 26 5 year olds. Aint it great? Although I am slightly opposed to child abuse…Everbody knows at least one five year old they would like to beat back into kindergarten…or something. But back to the point. Everybody is expecting this final book to be the best. I don’t see how one can top the other, though. James Patterson is…well, old. So can somebody tell me how he wrote from a young female teen’s perspective so well? Not that I would know…But still. This guy is brilliant. If you have yet to read Maximum Ride, you should go read it. I guarantee you’ll find a copy at your local library.

When we last left Max and company (without too many spoilers) Max learned about her true parents, one of my favorite characters just…died, and we left off with a pretty satisfying ending. Patterson could have let thing go right there, but thank goodness he didn’t. Only, I really hope that this series gets the ending it deserves. I loved the first three, and I can only hope that he ties together the loose ends. Many authors make a trilogy/cycle/series and leave out details before finishing, which many people don’t notice (unless you’re a structure fiend like me). We shouldn’t have too much of an issue with Patterson, though. Come on, This is James Patterson we’re talkng about…I shouldn’t be worrying. Right?

Wrong. Now, I’m not bashing here or anything. I’m just saying that I REALLY hope he wrote this final book carefully. It would be a terrible thing to end a great series with a pile of stink. The only thing left to do is read it…I just need to finish this big list of books first, which I am haing trouble with (Because The Saint Of Dragons is BORING and lifeless. And I happened to find a few point of view errors and some haphazard grammar. Darn you, editors!)

The Saint of Dragons
The Naming
The Twelve Kingdoms-Sea of Shadow (I really recommend this!!!)
Sabriel
You Are SO Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah!
We Are SO Crashing Your Bar Mitzvah!

I need some naggers to nag me to finish these! Normally I can’t get rid of them, and now I need some naggy people…

~Alex-kun